Why do children so enjoy ripping the heads off innocent gummy bears? There is something so satisfactory when sinking your teeth into their gelatinous tummies.
Aren't they made from cow hooves or something?
I've noticed that I always stretch my gummies before devouring them.
My personal record for the longest-stretched Swedish fish ever seen was at least a foot long and as thick around as a string of yarn.
I don't like Swedish fish.
Why are they Swedish, anyways?
Why not German, or, I dunno, Irish? Dutch? Polish?
Saudi Arabian fish... that's a new one.
When you stretch a gummy and lick it, it disintigrates immediately. Why?!?!?
It's so stinking weird.
Oh by the way can anyone juggle Tic-tacs with their tongue? I had a dream about that last night. Lots of tictacs, orange tic tacs. Those are the best. I am looking for recruits for my Tic-tac tongue artist traveling troupe.
P.S. Does anyone else get huge sores on their tongues if they eat too many skittles?? It seems that I am the only one....
Candy Collage! Oh, joy!
I spy with my little eye... dots, bottle caps, life savers, charleston chew, jolly rancher, reeses, butterfinger, hersheys, snickers, milkyway, lemonheads, skittles, boston baked beans, whoppers, junior mints, airheads......
8 comments:
i always get htose soars
that was interesting..........I bet I could steatch a sweedish fish as long as a real big red fish!!!!!!! well, baybe not....
know way! if Clari remembers my swedish fish... it was HUGE!!!!!!
remember?
oops. spelled your name wrong, sorry Clarsi! (thats right isn't it?) :D =^..^=
hopefully you've realized who i am by now. i think the name gives it all away :D
if you lick a gaw breaker to hard your tonge will bleed. trust me, i have expeirience.
Well, actually, Kelsey, the Swedish fish I was referring to was yours!
Congrats!
You won my Swedish fish stretched prize!
:D
yusss. i am so good.
hey... i remember that... that big, ginormous jaw breaker that mrs. stokes gave us and then i got home and my tongue started bleeding because i'd been licking it too much! ha- that's funny i forgot about that
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