7.3.08

soggy gummy bears

Why do children so enjoy ripping the heads off innocent gummy bears? There is something so satisfactory when sinking your teeth into their gelatinous tummies.

Aren't they made from cow hooves or something?

I've noticed that I always stretch my gummies before devouring them.

My personal record for the longest-stretched Swedish fish ever seen was at least a foot long and as thick around as a string of yarn.

I don't like Swedish fish.

Why are they Swedish, anyways?

Why not German, or, I dunno, Irish? Dutch? Polish?

Saudi Arabian fish... that's a new one.

When you stretch a gummy and lick it, it disintigrates immediately. Why?!?!?

It's so stinking weird.

Oh by the way can anyone juggle Tic-tacs with their tongue? I had a dream about that last night. Lots of tictacs, orange tic tacs. Those are the best. I am looking for recruits for my Tic-tac tongue artist traveling troupe.

P.S. Does anyone else get huge sores on their tongues if they eat too many skittles?? It seems that I am the only one....

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

i always get htose soars

ya-ya said...

that was interesting..........I bet I could steatch a sweedish fish as long as a real big red fish!!!!!!! well, baybe not....

Leskey Hughmic said...

know way! if Clari remembers my swedish fish... it was HUGE!!!!!!
remember?

Leskey Hughmic said...

oops. spelled your name wrong, sorry Clarsi! (thats right isn't it?) :D =^..^=
hopefully you've realized who i am by now. i think the name gives it all away :D

Leskey Hughmic said...

if you lick a gaw breaker to hard your tonge will bleed. trust me, i have expeirience.

Clarsi Kaltri said...

Well, actually, Kelsey, the Swedish fish I was referring to was yours!

Congrats!

You won my Swedish fish stretched prize!

:D

Leskey Hughmic said...

yusss. i am so good.

Brinnan said...

hey... i remember that... that big, ginormous jaw breaker that mrs. stokes gave us and then i got home and my tongue started bleeding because i'd been licking it too much! ha- that's funny i forgot about that