6.3.08

What is caramel's problem?

Caramel is just so stinking yummy and so stinking sticky. Grr. It is constantly getting snarled in my teeth. It stinks!!! Can't I enjoy three bites of chocolate coated sugarry goodness without having to worry about my dental health?

Why can't we enjoy a Snickers without licking our teeth self-consciously? Why can't we bite into a Twix without reflecting on dental bills? Cheez an bread!! Why can't we bite into a hunk of caramel without dreading cavities?


Walking around with black, cavity-speckled teeth isn't so bad if you get to have a worry-free consumation of a candy bar!!!


Well.... maybe not, but still!

Whoever discovered that sugar is a big fat meanie to teeth was an even bigger fatter meanie to our sweet toothes.

I don't like dentistry.

Candy is nicer.

Namely, caramel and chocolate.


Now go eat a frozen Twix and get your teeth stuck in the caramel. It's good for your soul.

But maybe not your teeth.






4 comments:

Leskey Hughmic said...

have you ever tasted caramel chocolate? its YUMMY!! :P what they do is its mixed it, so you don't have it stuck to your teeth, the taste of chocolate and caramel all in one without the mess! :D awsome! i had it as a hot cocoa! numy.

Clarsi Kaltri said...

Sweeeeeet! I have to try that sometime...

Leskey Hughmic said...

i can buy it here in my town, you might try looking in a chocolate shop... its sooo good!!

grr. i don't like the word verifiction. its always trying to trick me with really hard ones and gets me mixed up with the b and d's. i can read it fie but i can't type it very fast, i have to hunt and peck. :P

Brinnan said...

hee hee... sorry, no can do. blame blogspot, not me! :D

... hmm, is that a n or a h? ah well...